My name is alex and I go to parkvale high school. It’s your typical high school with the cheerleaders, jocks, goths and the nerds. *camera zooms in on average looking white brunette boy with a wavy fringe* And yep, that’s me. One of the nerds. But that girl? *pan to typical blonde cheerleader in small skirt* That’s Alicia. She’s sooooo hot. I’ve been in love with her since elementary school. But she’s dating jarred *yet another typical white boy walks on camera* he’s our jock and super popular. He’s always bullied me. But now prom is coming up and maybe I can impress her with my two equally dull white male friends
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I got a bow on my panties because my ass is a present
If her bra matches her panties when you take off her clothes, it wasn’t you who decided to have sex.
Truth.
so my grandmother just told me a joke…
“Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?”
“I dunno, ‘cause flowers are pretty cool?”
“In loving memory of all the faces that were buried there.”
i just like omg grandMA NO
Me
Goodbye👋
How the FUCK do some of y’all sleep in the nude like what if ya mumma walks in and you’re all spread out with your junk hanging out? Who’s gonna help u then? The Lord our savior? I don’t think so
I started to write an apology, but I don’t have anything to say I’m sorry for. I was in a loving, healthy, great relationship for four years. It was long distance, and either your boyfriend is going to look at porn or he’s going to look at you.
Jennifer Lawrence on her nude picture leak (Vanity Fair)

